Brazilian House of Cards

At around 6:30 this morning, the senate voted to go ahead with the impeachment proceedings against President Dilma Rousseff. Vice-President Michel Temer will now be the interim president and all seems like an episode of House of Cards.

I have to confess that I have mixed feelings about it. Even though the country has been in dire straits, thanks to a series of bad decisions and political and economical instability, I still think this is not right.

So, the main argument for the impeachment is that the president committed what perhaps could be called “financial misconduct” involving public banks to mask gaps in government accounts and make it look like the house was in order just before the 2014 election. However, past governments have done the same thing, certainly not to the extent of this one, but nothing significantly consequential happened. I understand that past mismanagement should not justify the current one, but the double standard is clear here. Contrary to what happened in the past, the consequences this time were serious and contributed to a chaotic economy, and the opposition decided to do something about the ubiquitous maneuver. Still, the main argument seems weak to me.

Then there is Car Wash. The operation has been uncovering a huge bribery scandal involving politicians from many different parties, including the government, that received kickbacks from construction companies to secure contracts with them. And let’s not forget Petrobrás, with bribery and illicit activities that happened under Rousseff’s nose.

All of this contributed to the instability that the country is going through, and it’s affected millions of people. Even though the political discourse paints a picture that the current government has lifted millions from poverty, in reality it has been nothing more than an illusion. In her final speech before leaving Palácio do Planalto, she underscored the “achievements” in health and education, with gains to the poor and middle class. However, all we have seen in the last few years is a broken health system, where people who depend on it exclusively don’t get treated at all. Education has seen major cuts in several programs for college students. Also, even though for many years now the number of children and teens completing primary and secondary school has been going up, their real ability to read and do math is questionable, it’s as if we are okay with functional illiteracy. Inflation has rocketed, as well as taxes. Unemployment has gone up, over 1.5 million people lost their jobs in 2015 alone (including one of my students, he was laid off last year and guess what? He never paid me for classes he had in October and November. I’m still trying to contact him, but unsuccessfully… I also lost many other students because they needed to cut costs. A terrible ripple effect.) And who suffers the most with all this turmoil? The very people she claims have benefited from her policies, the poor and the middle class.

Despite all the mess that has happened under her watch, I still think this isn’t a legit move. Even though I truly believe she has her share of guilt in the political scandal, a belief isn’t evidence of wrongdoing, all the plea deals (delação premiada) are just their word against hers. She isn’t even being investigated in the operation Car Wash, but for sure this is the real reason she is being impeached, not the fiscal misconduct. It’s as if I worked in a store and have seen people steal clothes, and perhaps have stolen some myself. PERHAPS. Nobody has seen anything, but there is a suspicion. Some people don’t like me at the store and decide to get rid of me. Instead of firing me for stealing, because it can’t be proven, they decide to let me go because I haven’t folded the clothes properly, something that everybody else has done before.

I am struggling to make ends meet with the current situation of the country, I want things to turn around just like anyone else, but I am worried about how we are getting there.

I believe the biggest mistake Rousseff has made was to help divide the country with the political discourse of “us against them” instead of trying to unite the country. She got re-elected in 2014, but barely, which means that almost half of the people that voted for a candidate didn’t vote for her (we shouldn’t forget that around 7 million people just voted blank or annulled their vote), so there are a lot of angry and disillusioned people out there. She also struck out when she remained in the shadows when the crisis was at its highest last year. She didn’t come forward to talk about the crisis and justify her decisions. Instead, she chose to hide behind her cabinet and sent them to do the dirty work. When you are a leader, you have to be able to engage with people and be fearless. There will always be people who won’t like you, but you cannot be intimidated by it; if there is the tiniest amount of doubt, you shouldn’t run for office.

And the saddest part is that after all this, I am very skeptical that Temer will be able to pull it off. After today’s voting at the senate, where the votes for the impeachment added up to 55 (more than two-thirds), it looks like she might not return to office and we will have to be stuck with president Temer until 2018. One can only hope that things start to pick up soon, but it’s incredibly difficult to do so.

Frank Underwood would feel right at home.

Larry David knows best

This is the man who “tells it like it is” that should be president…

larry

No Whatsapp in Brazil for 48 hours. People are looking at this the wrong way.

At midnight today Whatsapp stopped working in Brazil and will be like this for 48 hours. A judge in São Paulo has ordered that the service be shut down due to the app failing to comply with a criminal investigation earlier this year. Or at least this is the reason given in the media. The party that solicited the suspension of the service has not been disclosed due to this alleged criminal investigation.

Okay. What I keep wondering about is if the punishment really fits the crime here. The whole population is now paying for something that the company hasn’t done — and again, this is all very secretive and we have no idea why this is happening — but many people depend of the app to go about their lives and businesses. I have my groups of students and reaching them using another medium isn’t impossible, but troublesome for sure.

People on social media have been talking about it since yesterday but I believe the point being made is the wrong one. Countless memes have been posted on Facebook about how lost people will be without Whatsapp and how productive people will actually be in these two days because of the time they will have in their hands to focus on their job. But I believe this is the wrong approach. Instead of trying to circumvent the ban by downloading patches or other apps, people should have made their preference being heard loud and clear. What is this all about? Why am I being punished for someone else’s alleged crime? Why is my business being hurt because of this decision?

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“Me without Whatsapp”


48 hours

“48 hours without whatsapp” “What the hell is this?”


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“Whatsapp blocked”

Some people have gone political on it:

temer

“You can substitute Whatsapp for a letter, for example.” (About vice-president’s letter to the president… a whole soap opera thing)


aecio

“One doubt, if Whatsapp ´falls´ who takes over is Aécio?” (About president Dilma ‘falling´- being impeached)

But one of those memes has expressed my frustration with this country in a perfect way:

cell

“Brazilian justice manages to block a message app” “…but can’t block cell phone calls from prisons” “This is Brazil”


Update: An appeals court have just overturned the decision and the app is back on. The reason for that was that millions are being punished for what a company did or did not do… Embarrassing for the first judge who ordered the shut down…

How long are all the shenanigans going to last?

I can’t find words to express my frustration with this country. Brazil is in bad, bad shape and each day we are presented with more outrageous news. The corruption and chaos are widespread, in all sectors of society: politics, economy, law enforcement, health, education, and at all levels.

Our minister of economy said that the country would be willing to pay more taxes to help the country out of the crisis, well, not me! Over the last couple of years I’ve seen my money lose its value every time I go to the supermarket to buy food. I’ve been working hard and putting in more hours at work comparing to last year but somehow I can’t afford to buy the same stuff I used to. Everybody expects some inflation, but the price hike is so unbelievable that I have to take a deep breath before taking a product from the shelf. So, now the minister says that on top of that I need to cough up more money that will end up getting into politicians’ pockets anyway?

Just in the past month I’ve read and watched pieces about infrastructure projects that were supposed to be finished BEFORE the World Cup! Oh, did I mention that the World Cup was in 2014??? Perhaps the new deadline has been postpone to Russia 2018… Also, federal, state, and municipal legislatures around the country just laughing it up when evidence of fraud had been exposed. The governor of my state paying civil servants’ salaries in installments, the last one having been divided in four payments with the first payment consisting of just R$ 600.00!! Imagine if you earned, say, around R$ 3,500.00, which is NOT a lot of money in Brazil, expecting to pay your bills — utilities, rent/mortgage, home maintenance fee, maybe children’s school (because public schools? Forget about it…) or your own college/university tuition, supermarket, health plan, car insurance, credit card — and MAYBE after all that try to put some money away for extra expenses. You check your bank statement and you have already exceeded your overdraft limit without having a chance to say “Hey, that doesn’t seem right…” And the companies that bill you aren’t concerned at all. Do you think the university will generously postpone your payments until the crisis is over? Or the credit card companies would be willing to take only a reduced amount to be compatible with your salary? Well, they DO accept a percentage of the total bill, but it is called minimum payment and they will get your arm and your leg with the interest rates, which in Brazil hovers around 300% p.a.!!!

Don’t get me started with the problem of violence… As a person that doesn’t own a car and has to walk and use public transportation every day, I confess I dread every time I need to leave for work, especially at night. I have a number of students that come to my place for the classes, but some of them have classes at their homes. Just a few days ago I went to a student who lives in the north zone and I left her place at 10:05 p.m. Unfortunately, when I got to the corner I saw in despair my bus passing… That meant some 20 minutes standing by myself in a poorly-lit residential area. Not to mention that I need to take two buses home, even though I could actually take just one (T1). A few months ago a student was stabbed in front of a school near my house, where there is a high level of theft and armed robbery, and on that particular day I was supposed to take T1 but decided to try a new route home. Well, the new route has become the official one…

A few weeks ago the owner of a bakery in the neighbourhood was shot in the middle of the street while he was walking the dog; he died a few days later. Some car robbers were running away from the police and the business owner was at the wrong place at the wrong time and became just one more number in the statistics.

And by seeing the authorities’ inability to control the situation, the population is getting frustrated, angry and at times becoming vigilantes. I saw this unbelievable thing in São Paulo where a driver ran over a potential car robber in order to protect himself. He knocked the person down! The robber flew into the air! On the one hand I understand the driver’s position, I believe it could actually be perceived as self-defence because the crime was imminent. On the other hand, I baffle at the level we have reached as a society, where running over a person is just another event of the day.

Or the case of a guy who was a domestic abuser that was lynched by neighbours and later died. This happens because the population doesn’t believe in the institutions, the justice system cannot keep robbers/murderers in jail because the laws are very lenient. If a person gets a sentence of 30 years in jail, the “well-behaviour” system will get him/her out in a third of the time. People that are arrested multiple times for what are considered petty crimes (until they become a tragedy) are out of jail in less than 24 hours afterwards. What do think they are going to do? Go to church and repent? Going back to the same area to rob again would be my bet.

And this window into the admittedly sad reality couldn’t be shut without the cherry on top: the federal department that regulates transportation has just made the fire extinguisher in the car an optional item, as opposed to making people go buy a new type of extinguisher until a few days ago, which made the item sell out in many stores. Late last year and early this year people could actually get fined for not carrying the item in their cars even though there was a shortage on the market, and guess what? Cars were being broken into so thieves could get the extinguisher and resell.

After all that, I think I need a drink…

August 6… Last Daily Show with JON STEWART

Crying my heart out…

“Better Call Saul” Season 1: Now I miss the 22-episode seasons

from ign.com

from ign.com

I have to be honest that I was one of the skeptics about the Breaking Bad prequel Better Call Saul, whose season finale aired yesterday. I wasn’t sure if I really wanted to learn any information about Saul Goodman (Bob Odenkirk), he was so perfect being this mysterious creature who knew every trick in the book and, obviously, a guy, who knew a guy, who knew another guy. But boy, was I wrong…

Even though the last episode of the season, “Marco,” wasn’t as gripping as the previous one, “Pimento,” my skepticism has been transformed into excitement and I’m looking forward to learning more.

Mrs Kettleman just crushing Jimmy

Mrs Kettleman crushing Jimmy (episode “Nacho”)

The first season was about setting the backstory of the major characters, the genesis of Saul Goodman, still going by Jimmy McGill, and preparing the ground for the eventual turning. The last line of the finale, when Jimmy says that what stopped him from stealing the embezzlement money from the Kettleman’s case will not stop him again, seems to be the beginning of the end for Jimmy, but I confess that the decision being made so quickly into the show was kind of a bummer. I mean, for sure the decision of going to the dark side wasn’t made on a whim, it’d been brewing for years and years of constant rejections and downright fuckery that the establishment can offer, but I think I was expecting something beyond his control, or a moment like shown in “Pimento,” where it’s learned that his brother Chuck has sabotaged him all along, which devastates Jimmy. In my opinion, this is the best episode and the scene is so powerful and enraging that all I wanted was get into that living room and beat the crap out of Chuck.

During the ten episodes, I felt that he was genuinely trying to put Slippin’ Jimmy to rest and be part of the system, working the courtrooms for $700 a piece and ultimately trying to get a big case with the Kettlemans, just to mercilessly hear that he is the kind of lawyer guilty people hire. It comes like a punch in the stomach. Coming back to his office/flat in the nail salon must be the most depressing thing of the day, even though he can finally drink the cucumber water he is denied during opening hours. In order to cause some attention, Slippin’ Jimmy briefly resurfaces and the billboard stunt happens, making Jimmy a minor celebrity in the city but not effective enough to attract real cases, as proved by the secession nutjob and the sexual toilet freak. Going to see them is just a major waste of time and resources. Jimmy then finds some solace in what he refers to as “elder law,” basically going to nursing homes and drawing up wills of figurines and minor possessions for $140. He’s the MC on bingo days and checks in every so often to leave business cards in hopes to get more wills. But he’s smart enough to realise that an assisted living facility is overcharging their clients and sees a major opportunity of a multi-million-dollar class-action fraud case.

Jimmy's billboard, he pulls a stunt and get minor recognition (episode "Hero")

Jimmy’s billboard, he pulls a stunt and gets minor recognition (episode “Hero”)

Jimmy's office/home.

Jimmy’s office/home.

But his dreams of finally joining HHM are crushed when Chuck pulls his strings to make that an impossibility. Jimmy figures “what’s the point?” and goes on a binge of con-artistry in Chicago, reviving his Slippin’ Jimmy days. There is a callback to Breaking Bad when we see the Kevin Costner stunt (one of the funniest lines in BB, didn’t work for me so much in “reality;” should have stayed one of the untold stories, or maybe been more elaborate, I wanted to see how much he believed that he was Kevin Costner…) Things work fine, he and his buddy Marco make some money, they have some fun, this IS his element, right?

No, he decides to head back to Albuquerque and accept the offer of HHM of getting relatively well-paid for the fraud case but staying in the sidelines, once again conforming to what is handed to him. His pal Kim, whom I’m still not quite sure was or will be his love-interest, tips him off on a potential job offer from a firm that has just partnered with HHM for the fraud case. Even though he seems excited, at some point he figures again “what’s the point?” and having a brief exchange with Mike (Jonathan Banks) about the reasons they both didn’t steal from the Kettlemans, he finally drives away from the job offer and as if possessed by the Slippin’ Jimmy spirit, hums his way out of the system with “Smoke on the Water,” or at least that’s what is suggested.

I believe that if they wanted to impact people, the “Pimento” moment with Chuck would have been much more powerful for the transformation into Saul (or affirmation of Slippin’ Jimmy?), but I see the last episode as the final struggle, where the backsliding in Chicago poses a conflict and he still wants to become part of the system; but the arrival in Albuquerque, in that parking lot, where on so many occasions he was short on stickers, caused the switch in his head to change from “trying” to “not any more.”

I’m intrigued, obviously, but hope that the transformation isn’t so sudden. I figure that in terms of production, considering that Better Call Saul starts in 2002 and Breaking Bad in 2008, they are perhaps hoping for a six-season show, just like the mothership. And I hope they take their time in the development of characters, meaning their backstories, and the probable future excellent characters that will be introduced, just like Saul Goodman was at the end of season two in Breaking Bad. I’ve read reviews of the show and the finale and people want answers, implying that things might be all over the place for now, but all of us who have watched BB already know how things are going to end (or begin) for Saul, I even wonder if the last scene of Better Call Saul should be Walter White entering his office to get Badger out of jail. But the impatience should be overlooked by the producers and especially the network, giving the show a chance to become even bigger than it is.

All shows have highs and lows, episodes we love and episodes we hate, and Saul won’t be different. But demanding answers now is just nonsense. If people wanted a short story instead of a novel, they should have pushed for a miniseries. I’m happy with these last 10 weeks of entertainment and this is one of the few times I wish a 22-episode season was still the norm.

Meet the new Daily Show host

So, there’s a new Daily Show host…

Trevor Noah (from npr.org)

Trevor Noah (from npr.org)

I still can’t get my head around the fact that Jon Stewart is leaving, as explained in this post from February, and for sure it will take a few days to process the information that Trevor Noah will be replacing Jon.

After Jon’s announcement, nobody seemed to want to step up to the job because it is a tremendous responsibility, and whoever would take the position would be inevitably compared to Stewart. But it took time for Stewart to take the show to where it is today. If you ever watch the first show Jon hosted (which is available in the video section on their webpage) he couldn’t be more uncomfortable and not in his element, and he even admitted years later that during the first years of the show, he was prepared to quit at any time. But nothing better than experience to make things better. The topics, his delivery and everything else about the show just got better and better and he managed to be one of the most important voices in the political conversation.

Trevor will face a tough time, especially at the beginning, with the comparison with the former host, and this will be the biggest — but inevitable — mistake everybody will make. Nobody can be near to what Stewart does and Noah has to develop his own style which, again, TAKES TIME.

But the problem with American television is that most shows are not given time to develop and grow. For example, I’m a big Seinfeld fan, I can’t get enough of the reruns and laugh every time of the same jokes, but I wonder if the show would have been so successful had it been launched last year. It’s known that the producers had to fight for the show to be on the air and the ratings they had during the first seasons wouldn’t get them past the second season in current standards, at best.

When Stephen Colbert left and gave way to a new show (The Nightly Show) because there can’t be a Colbert Report without AT LEAST a person named “Colbert,” we can all compare the shows as a whole, because not only is the host different, but the format, guests, topics and segments are different as well. One thing that remains in The Nightly Show is the audience chanting the host’s name “Larry! Larry! Larry!” just like they used to do with Colbert. But that era is over now and Larry himself has to find his own voice and develop his audience along the way. It’s been nearly three months that The Nightly Show is on, with some hits and misses, but overall on a positive note, in my opinion. And I think that what will make both shows (Daily and Nightly) successful is the host TAKING CHARGE, being in control when at the desk and, most importantly, being diligent in their research and NOT screwing up on/off camera.

We WILL see changes “under new management hosting” at The Daily Show and it will actually be disappointing if we don’t. But with the industry and audience growing more impatient and wanting a perfect show from day one, I truly wish Noah the best of luck.

Hey, I taught my classes and I deserve my payment!!!

It’s been a busy week and there wasn’t much time to write a few lines here. One of the things that’s kept me busy was the small matter of payment… When you work on your own (in Portuguese we call it “liberal professional”… weird, right? As opposed to conservative professional?) you are not supported by any law or union or anything, you’re on your own; if you don’t work, you don’t get paid; “calling in sick” is something non-existent; and when clients don’t pay you, you’ve got yourself a hell of a pickle.

I’ve got a few students that have been taking me for a ride for a while now… One is still having classes and every time I mention the non-payment, he’s like ‘oh yeah… I haven’t paid you yet,’ the same way he must say ‘oh yeah… I haven’t washed the dishes yet’ or ‘oh yeah… it’s time to get a haircut.’ I’m sure when this person gets a haircut, he doesn’t leave the place without paying.

The other one hasn’t come back after the summer break yet, and I’m not sure she will. Even though she’s sent emails saying she’s been travelling on business and will be back in early April, she hasn’t acknowledged two messages I’ve sent her about a payment regarding classes in JANUARY that add up to almost 500 reais. Hey, I know it might not sound as a lot, but imagine if everybody has the same idea and decides not to pay me for two months?

All hope is lost about the third one. She’s owed me since last September… The amount isn’t so much, but I worked for that. I didn’t sit in front of her house and begged for money, I prepared a lesson and used my time (but now I think I wasted it…) to teach her. If she decided not to continue for whatever reason, I’m fine with that, but before going she should have PAID me because, you know, we live in a capitalist system and I provided a service.

But I tell you that it is hard to charge people. Even though the pay days have been agreed before classes started and I have the right to do it, it’s not a comfortable position for me. People are all friendly and whatnot, but when it comes to being billed, friendliness disappear.

Brazilian politicians:

Yes, they do!!!

Portland (2)

The second day in Portland wasn’t the most enjoyable one… We all know that the companionship makes or ruins the place and even though you may have the best of intentions, it doesn’t mean a thing is somebody is “pulling the hand brake.”

I woke up and found the person in particular wanting to go the Japanese Gardens, “we need to go there!” So, after going to Starbucks and still figuring out how to understand the transportation system, we took the bus towards downtown and inside we learned from a woman we were going to the CHINESE Gardens. Indeed the bus left us really close, but it was a disappointment to get to a tiny place in the middle of the gay district where we should spend 10 dollars to get into. We didn’t.

We walked to Powell’s bookstore and the four of us split up and just explored the bookstore. It’s huge! At some point I bumped into the dreaded friend and he asked, “Are you ready to go?” I was certainly enjoying my time there, but I wouldn’t mind going some place else. I said, “Sure.” We all gathered and decided to find the fucking Japanese Gardens. We eventually did and took the MAX to the park where the gardens are located, the problem was that the station was on the other side of the park and it was a long walk to the gardens. There was a bus that would take us there, but we would have to wait some 20 minutes and it was cold and we were hungry.

Inside the park, we didn't walk more than 5 minutes and decided to go back.

Inside the park, we didn’t walk more than 5 minutes and decided to go back.

It looks beautiful, but much more of a summer activity...

It looks beautiful, but much more of a summer activity…

We decided to eat. But where? We took the MAX back to downtown and the dreaded friend started, “How about Thai?” Maybe. We passed by a pizza place, “mmm, pizza sounds great now.” Okay. “Look, there’s a Chinese restaurant over there…” Right… And it was like that for EVERYTHING! Make a fucking decision, man!! If we wanted to go ANY place, we would waste maybe 20 minutes deciding how to get there and once there, we would spend some 15 minutes deciding which bar/restaurant/store/bathroom to go to. At this point I just couldn’t take it any more…

We ended up eating a slice of pizza at a food truck at Pioneer Court — which was excellent.

Pioneer Court, at the heart of downtown.

Pioneer Court, at the heart of downtown. We ate at the food truck with the white awning, the pink truck is the famous Voodoo Doughnut, which we didn’t have during the trip. And I actually heard people saying it was overrated…

Pioneer Court.

Pioneer Court.

At Pioneer Court, the city’s main square, there is the information centre. The dreaded friend went there and spent about an hour getting information on the “ultimate Portlandia experience.” The people referred us to Mississippi Street, which was indeed totally Portlandia, but the directions were so shitty that once again we wasted our time walking to and from the place to get the MAX. There was a bus, Number 4, that not only would leave us ON the street, in front of all the bars, but also would take us back to downtown and leave us near the hotel. Of course we only found out about it the next day…

From this moment on it was all down hill for me. The guy was just soooo annoying! His nephew stayed with us part of the day and my friend noticed that every time the Dread (let’s just call him that…) started to bother people in shops, his nephew went outside for a cigarette, meaning that he KNEW what we were dealing with, that the guy would be like that and there was nothing we could do about it. My friend started to pay attention to the nephew and every time he went outside, we would follow suit. The nephew became the canary in the coalmine.

The Dread went to Portland with us because he wanted to get the “feel” of the city as he is considering leaving San Francisco and retire in another place. However, what he basically did during those four days was to literally interview people (shop attendants, waiters, passers-by…) about Portland. “Do you like living here?” “Do you think the city has changed in the last 10 years?” “Do you think the city will change more?” “What is the main industry here?” “What do you think about the gay scene here?” (and this one he would ask straight people as well) It was just so overwhelming and people clearly felt uncomfortable and we really felt embarrassed.

The nephew split ways late afternoon and my friend and I saw ourselves with the Dread tagging along. We were missing all the happy hour places walking around with the guy and putting up with his interview sessions. We then decided to get to the west side of town and go to 21st street, which seemed to have lots of bars and restaurants. We had our eye on a Belgian pub called Abbey Road and we went for it. The neighbourhood was a bit more upscale and this would reflect on the price of places. We walked a little bit the see the bars and the Dread asked “Are we going to have dinner?” “How about Thai? Chinese? I don’t want bar food.” At this point I had been silent for half an hour already. Is it too much to ask for a pint of Belgian beer and a side of French fries???

We finally sat at Abbey Road and the combination Beer-fries was the highlight of the day, which can be really sad if you think about it. The pairing was excellent, don’t get me wrong, but having NOTHING positive to talk about during the whole day seems to me just a waste of time, money, energy and life. I was pissed because I don’t know if I will have another chance to go there, and the guy lives just a short flight away from the city; he doesn’t have to fly half a planet to have a “Portlandia experience.”

After the one beer at the Abbey Road, we gave in and had dinner with the guy, Chinese. But as I expected, the food was plenty and after we were finished, I was just too full and bummed out to do anything. My friend asked me if I wanted to go to the bar near the hotel, and I was “yes, let’s do it!” but then the Dread really wanted to check out this gay bar, and we ended up going there. That was it for me. The bar was not what they were expecting and we walked back to the hotel, even though I wanted to get the MAX, but went along because if I opened my mouth to utter a word, things would get ugly.

Second day was pretty awful. I didn’t do anything I was looking forward to, only managed to squeeze in a small Belgian beer with fries. The lack of pictures in this post just proves that things around me were not worth photographing.